One Tough Cookie (the girl actually)

Guys & Gals,

If ever you needed a muse, I encourage you to support your nearest roller derby league, especially if you’re fond of hot, female aggression in thigh-high fishnets and miniskirts.

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I’ve always had a "hard spot" for these tattooed vixens on wheels. Sometimes when watching a bout I might ponder: If I weren’t married and oversexed, then my fem-dom fantasies might have a chance to manifest. I have had the pleasure, however, of getting to know a very special roller girl who once shared her mighty fine cookies. These spicy little treats remind me of her.  They have moxie - a necessity among derby chicks.  These amazons who can work the hell out of a pair of booty shorts also happen to be really out-going, amazing women, inspiring those less sexy.

Here’s how it all breaks down:
¾ cup of melted butter

1 cup of sugar
¼ cup of molasses
1 large egg
2 cups of cake flour (all-purpose is fine, too)
2 teaspoons of baking soda
½ teaspoon ground cloves
½ teaspoon ground ginger
¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

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1) In a large bowl, add all the dry ingredients [flour, sugar, baking soda, and spices] and mix evenly.
2) Stir in the wet stuff [butter, egg, and molasses] then beat the fucker thoroughly!!

3) Refrigerate about 10 minutes to firm the dough

4) Preheat the oven to 375

5) Pinch off about a testicle-sized ball of dough and pound it into a small patty with your fist. You can roll it with a pin, but that’s no fun!

6) Arrange them on a cookie sheet with plenty of space because they get HUGE. (Foil or parchment paper on the sheet means less messy clean up)

7) Smile and sprinkle sugar on top but don’t apologize for the abuse.
8) Cook about 8 min . . . more for crispy

You will make about six cookies at a time, which is really great because as you open and shut the oven, the whole house will fill with this spicy aroma that smells like Halloween, Thanksgiving, AND Christmas.  The “sugar n’spice” taste of these cookies inspires your “everything not-so nice”, sexy side.  Just like those hellcats on the track.

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